Sunday, 28 August 2011

Children Say The Funniest Things

> Children Are Quick  
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> TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America  . 
> MARIA:         Here it  is. 
> TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ? 
> CLASS:         Maria. 
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> TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
> JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables. 
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> TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
> GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
> TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
> GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   
> (I  Love this child) 
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> TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
> DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 
> TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 
> DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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> TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we 
> didn't have ten years ago. 
> WINNIE:       Me! 
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> TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
> GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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> TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 
> MILLIE:         I  is.. 
> TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' 
> MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
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> TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, 
but also admitted it.   
>                    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
> LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand....    
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> TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
> SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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> TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as 
your   brother's.. Did you copy his? 
> CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.      
> (I want to adopt this kid!!!) 
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> TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people 
are no longer  interested? 
> HAROLD:     A teacher 
Got these jokes in an email ages ago, hope you enjoy them as much as I did.