> Children Are Quick > ____________________________________ > TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . > MARIA: Here it is. > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? > CLASS: Maria. > ____________________________________ > > TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? > JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. > __________________________________________ > > TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' > GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' > TEACHER: No, that's wrong > GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. > (I Love this child) > ____________________________________________ > > TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? > DONALD: H I J K L M N O. > TEACHER: What are you talking about? > DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. > __________________________________ > > TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we > didn't have ten years ago. > WINNIE: Me! > __________________________________________ > > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? > GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. > _______________________________________ > > TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' > MILLIE: I is.. > TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' > MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' > ________________________________ > > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. > Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? > LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... > ______________________________________ > > TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? > SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. > ______________________________ > > TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? > CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. > (I want to adopt this kid!!!) > _________________________________ > > TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? > HAROLD: A teacher
Got these jokes in an email ages ago, hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
